On the rebound...

When we last left Melissa Rycroft, she was being picked, then dumped by Mr. "I've Got To Follow My Heart" Jason ("The Bachelor"). . Well, save your tears for poor little Missy - she was immediately and oh-so-conveniently picked up by another reality show, Dancing With The Stars. No matter that she has extensive dancing experience, despite the show's premise that the contestants are to be total rookies when it comes to fox-trotting across the ballroom. You can bet your bottom dollar that the script-writers already have Melissa and her partner, one Tony Dovolani, inked in as the winners of the contest.

Meanwhile, it is rumored that Jason and Molly are being forced into a shotgun wedding - by the producers of The Bachelor, to try and salvage a few of the irate, ex-watchers. One of which is my wife. Look for some quickie and highly-publicized nuptials, followed by a quickie and not-so-publicized annulment.

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The only mystery that remains is why I've devoted not one, but two postings to this farce.