Wednesday, May 30, 2012

OCD Chiller Theater


    Listen.  I know I'm OCD.  So all the pens in my glass holder at work need to be pointing up.  And I would sooner die than let any of you gorillas touch my ultra-fine felt-tip pens. And the three-hole punch, the scotch tape, the white-out, and the stapler all have their designated areas on my desk.

    Let's make this easy on both of us.  Just don't come within 2 feet of my desk.  You're welcome to sit in the chairs - any of them - located across the room.  It's better for all concerned. And bring your own %^&% pen.

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