Yeah, it's also the Vernal Equinox. And Mr. Rogers Day. But according to HolidayInsights.com, it's Extraterrestial Abduction Day too.
I'm not sure how to celebrate it. Should I walk around in the woods alone, or go driving down middle-of-nowhere country roads? Should I join a UFO club? They seem to have a high rate of being abducted.
Or is it more of a "Prevention" observance? Use a butt plug in case the kidnapping aliens decide to do an anal probe? Wear a Star Trek uniform shirt that isn't red?
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