Book Excerpt for the Day

    Heather rolled her eyes.  “So is that who you are pining for now?”  She jutted one hand on her hip while pointing a finger at her mistress.  “Douchebagga, he’s a dragon.  You’re a witch.  The two of you aren’t meant to be together.”

    “He’s my soul-mate.  I can feel it.”  Douchebagga dreamily sighed while batting her eyes, making her extremely hideous and grotesque face look one-tenth-of-a-degree less ugly.

    (from Attack of the Fairytale Zombies!,  by P.J. Jones)

    7*/10.  The full review is here.

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