My my, another right-wing, gay-bashing, holier-than-thou televangelist gets exposed as a hypocrite and a liar. How do people fall for this malarkey? Oh well, we'll do him honor with a poem. Ted, this one's for you, sweet-cakes.
A fine tele-preacher named Haggard
Did meth with a gay till he staggered
He denied it at first
Then confessed with a burst
"I just wanna be Jimmy Swaggart!"
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