“Studley, as we have told you about ten
times already, your chickens have eaten patented seeds. Since you have not paid the patent license
fee to Gonsanto, the company that owns the patents, you are in violation of the
law. We don’t care if the seeds blew in
from the neighbouring farm. You should
have taken more precautions, like locking your chickens in an airproof chamber.”
“But
sirs, they would die without air, wouldn’t they?”
“Excuses,
Studley, excuses.”
(from Who Framed
Santa Claus?, by Shantnu Tiwari)
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