“How did you know that the keys from the police car would work in this car?”
“Everyone knows that,” said
Jonny. “Police car keys are special keys
that can work any vehicle.”
“Are
you sure that everyone knows that?”
“Absolutely,”
said Jonny. “The same as everyone knows
that if you leave your hall light on at night when you go out, burglars will
think you’re at home and not attempt to break in and rob you.”
“And everyone knows that?”
“Everyone except for burglars,” said Jonny. “The world is a wonderful place, is it not?”
(from The
Da-Da-De-Da-Da Code by Robert Rankin)
8*/10. The complete review is here.
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