Their Headline : Mariah Carey is pregnant!.
My first thought : Holy crap, Mariah. Roseanne's gonna start hanging out with you so she can look skinny!
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Their Headline : Billy Ray Cyrus and wife Trish divorcing!
My first thought : Good grief! Her eyes are three times the size of his. One of them is an Extra-Terrestial. And I think it's her.
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Full Disclosure : both these articles actually appeared on CNN.com. And in both cases, my first thought was - why is this newsworthy? does anybody care?
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