Well, I've channeled David Allen Coe, and here's the whole chorus of the yet-to-be-written song about a guy's truck leaving him:
"My pick-up's done packed up and left me,
Ran off with a Honda Accord;
It cooda been worse,
Like shack up with a hearse,
Or get hitched to a Chevy or Ford."
I'll let one of you blogger/songwriter peeps write the verses. The song's in 3/4 time if it's a ballad, in 6/8 time if you make it a fast-tempo tune. And I'll split the million-dollar royalties with you 50:50,
I'm sure this will be a can't-miss success.