Delusional skeptic, reveling in a multiple-personality disorder. Alternating between a 21st-century blogger, a 3rd-century BC Carthagenian general, a 5th-century BC druid, a 23rd-century BC Beaker-people trader, a 20th-century Estonian freedom-fighter, a time-traveler, and a sheepdog in Wyoming.
I had a dog that used to love eating green oranges. Nothing wrong with that, except they're extremely tart, and that caused him to foam at the mouth. Needless to say, strangers didn't mess with him in that situation.