Sunday, August 03, 2014

First-World Issues


2 comments:

Sundogger said...

And we wipe our butts with virgin forest.

terry said...

Well said, Sundogger. I do remember once, long ago, a group of us Boy Scouts camped overnight on the Appalachian Trail. One of my fellow scouts had to take a dump. And discovered nobody had brought any TP or kleenex.

Which gave him the choice of tree leaves, his fingers, or nothing.

He chose "leaves", but looked pretty ill-at-ease the rest of the night.