Delusional skeptic, reveling in a multiple-personality disorder. Alternating between a 21st-century blogger, a 3rd-century BC Carthagenian general, a 5th-century BC druid, a 23rd-century BC Beaker-people trader, a 20th-century Estonian freedom-fighter, a time-traveler, and a sheepdog in Wyoming.
And here's your winner!! With (an estimated) 85 cheese curls sticking to his shaving cream. What any of this has to do with having a hairy back escapes me, but is was good, cheap fun at your local minor-league hockey game.