Gluten-Free

I hear you, Pig. My company once ran a "drug-free workplace" campaign. Turns out they weren't giving out any drugs, free or otherwise.

Kitchen Entertainment

I've done this! Years ago, back in college. Watched muffins rise in a pan. It was awesome! … Drugs may or may not have been involved.

My 20's

    This pretty much sums up my 20's, which essentialy encompasses the 1970's.  At least I thin it does.  Mostly I remember it as a 10-year blur in my life.

How To Win The War on Drugs

    It's really simple when you get right down to it.

Acid Tripping

    Chemistry humor!  As good as it gets!

The Dragon in front of the Refrigerator

   For the record, LSD will NOT cause you to see dragons in front of your refrigerator door.  However, you might spend 6-8 hours opening and closing the door while you try to catch the inside light going on and off.  Or 8-12 hours painting a psychedelic masterpiece on the door with fluorescent paints.

    Official Disclaimer : Not that I have any experience with hallucinogens.  I learned all this from Reader's Digest articles.