Safety Meetings

    I remember safety meetings like this.

My First Computer

My first computer was a 386, which had just come out and was just barely starting to replace the 286's. It had a 40-meg hard drive, with 12 megs of that already taken up by MS-DOS. I felt like a pig in mud, having that much "free" hard drive space.

Marketing

    I'm a chemist by trade.  This is also why they don't let chemists do marketing.  I could tell you stories. 

Business Strategy

    My company has the intranet equivalent of a suggestion box.  I think I'll submit this.

Turtles All The Way Down

   If it's in Dilbert, it has to be factual.

Corporate Teamwork

    There is no "I" in "Team".  But I'm pretty sure I can find a "Me" in there.  And I'm pretty sure Scott Adams is a co-worker of mine.

Sales Projections

    There is much truth in this.

Gerard Depardieu

    I am impressed as heck that Dilbert knows who Gerard Depardieu is.

Dress Code

    They issued a dress code where I work earlier this week.  Eerily, it is remarkably similar to what the Pointy-Haired Boss is reading to Dilbert.

Cages

    This doesn't apply to me cuz I have my own little office.  Hmm.  Now wait a minute...

Geeky Introverts

    Well, I don't have a 35-inch monitor, but I can totally relate to Dilbert.

Friday Misspelling

    Excuse me, but it's *INNATE*.  You're killin' me, Scott Adams.

Payed?

    I recognize that cartoonists probably don't hire editors and proofreaders.  But for goodness sake, PAYED ???

Quantum Physics Thursday

    Don't believe this?  Try timing your next "1-hour" meeting,

Cat Skeet

    Our three dogs all thought this Dilbert cartoon was hilarious!

Wednesday Punnery

Science Tuesday

    Yes, Light really does travel faster than Sound.

Solipsism Saturday

    Solipsism does have some drawbacks, you know.

The Meaning of Life

    I completely agree.

Uzi Takes King. Checkmate.

    I did win one (rated) chess game when the opponent played "Uzi Kills Everything".  He was rated 400 points higher than me, and I beat him with an unsound opening, while his friend, the state champion looked on.

    I have also seen several Risk games end this way.