Book Excerpt for the Day

    I live in an apartment.  I could never live anywhere but in an apartment.  I love apartments because I lose everything.  Apartments are horizontal, so it’s much easier to find the things I lose – such as glasses, gloves, wallet, lipstick, book, magazine, cell phone, and credit card.  The other day I actually lost a piece of cheese in my apartment.  Also, apartment buildings have doormen, a convenience if you’re having things delivered to you, which I often am, sometimes to replace the things I can’t find.

    (from I Feel Bad About My Neck by Nora Ephron)

 

    8½*/10.  The complete review is here.

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