Daylight Savings Time

    This is why we don't do Daylight Savings Time here in Arizona.  

Figures of Speech

    It is claimed there are 27 figures of speech in this picture, and I've seen at least one list with that many on it.  Things like "cat got your tongue", and so forth.  Have fun finding all 27.

    When you give up, the "all 27" list is in the comments for this post.

4 Words, 14 Letters

    Man, that was my first guess, too.

College basketball

    The NCAA Tournament is imminent.   We nerds are unimpressed. 

Book Excerpt for the Day

    “Greetings, travelers!” exclaimed the male half of the pair, as they approached.  “Tell me, have you thought about-“

    “No,” said Rex.

    The two stopped in front of us and the young man laughed politely.  “You didn’t let me finish,” he said.  “Have you thought-“

    “No,” said Rex again.  “I haven’t.  Whatever it is, the meaning of life, where I’ll go after death, whether robots have souls, I can pretty much guarantee you I haven’t thought about it.”

    The pair laughed nervously.

    “He’s not lying,” I said.  “Rex doesn’t have an introspective bone in his body.  He’s all surface.”

    (from Aye, Robot, by Robert Kroese)

     7½*/10.  The full review is here.

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Dunk Yer Junk

    How to clean up America's litter problem in one easy step.

Wednesday Punnery

    Last Sunday's Pearls Before Swine was a marvelous triple-pun.

Science Tuesday

    I am a degreed chemist whose career has focused on Quality Control.  Theory and Practice, as defined above, is an integral part of QC. 

Supermarket Checkout Counters

    I've never read The Great Gatsby, but Catcher in the Rye is well worth reading.

Sleep Study

    I did a sleep study a couple years ago.  Except for the human observers behind the window, this is pretty much how it goes.

Book Excerpt for the Day

    She closed her eyes … just for a blink, but then didn’t open them – it felt so good.  It was okay, though, since it couldn’t be possible for her to sleep on her toes.  She hoped she was right, anyway.  She could feel her body swaying, but now it felt dangerous.  Whenever closing her eyes felt this good, sleep was never far behind.  So were the night terrors.

    (from Liandra and the Dream Reader by Belart Wright)

    7*/10.  The complete review is here.

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Word for the Day - Optimizating

    "Work smarter, not better."

Why we bike

    It pays to be prepared for any emergency.

Gum

    Well, that's it then.  I'm moving to Switzerland.

Philosophy Tuesday

   This really helped me find myself.

Book Excerpt for the Day

    The man laughed heartily.  “The score of your crimes is higher than the Great Pyramid.”

    He took a deep breath, then another.  It made the nausea lessen.  “What did I do?”

    “All right, let us see.”  Clearly amused, the man thrust his palm forward.  “You made trouble on the Plaza, ran away from the guards and fought them, and of course, kidnapping a princess is quite a feat for a boy of your years.”

    “I did all that?” he asked, blinking.

    (from The Highlander – The Rise of the Aztecs Book One  by Zoe Saadia)

    7½*/10.  The complete review is here.

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Doggy Philosophy

    Who knows what sort of thoughts drift through the Canine Cranium?

Anxiety

    I am so relieved!

Disney Dune

    I don't know whether to be totally repulsed by this, or be thoroughly intrigued by it.

Book Excerpt for the Day

    Not all technology is the future.  Some technology succeeds in a changing society and some fails.  And even when an idea is right, the machine that introduces it to the society may not be.  Cai Lun did not invent paper, Gutenberg did not invent the printing press, Robert Fulton did not invent the steamboat, and Thomas Edison did not invent the lightbulb.  Rather, these were people who took existing ideas or machines that were not suiting society’s needs and reworked them into technologies that did.  It says something about our world that we seldom remember the person who came up with an idea, but canonize the pragmatist who made it commercially viable.

    (from Paper – Paging Through History by Mark Kurlansky)

     8*/10.  The complete review is here.

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Rip Van Winkle's music

    I have no idea what the joke is here, but I do agree with Rip's musical tastes.

Xylographer

    Word for the Day: Xylographer (n.): a person who makes engravings on wood, especially for printing.

    Sounds pretty primitive, eh?  Well, the above picture was made from a xylograph, created by Albrecht Durer in 1498.

Casper Capers

    This is why Drinking and Time-Traveling don't mix.  And for the record, I was nowhere near Casper, Wyoming when this occurred.

Orange Crush Pop Tarts

   Why hasn't anybody told me about this?  Now I've gotta go find some. 

Book Excerpt for the Day

    A high, quavering voice rang in my ear.  “I’ve got all my teeth, you know.”  (…)

    The old lady, standing by the sofa, gave me a gummy smile.  Though I could have sworn she did not have a single tooth left in her head, I thought a positive response was appropriate.

    “What?” I said.  “All your own teeth?  How wonderful.”

    “Isn’t it?”  Reaching into the pocket of her pinafore, she pulled out a jar, rattling it.

    I took a step back as the horror hit.  It was full of teeth.  Lots of teeth.  Hundreds of human teeth.

    The gummy grin broadened.  “I collect them.  Aren’t they beautiful?”

    (from Inspector Hobbes and the Blood by Wilkie Martin)

  9*/10.  The complete review is here.

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Neighborhood Book Exchange

    We've started bicycling around the neighborhood for the exercise.  Today I came across one of these "Little Free Library" boxes along a nearby street.  These are those "take one, leave one" street-side book exchange sitesm, such as the one pictured above.  I'm a bookaholic so I had to stop and check out the (very limited) selection. 

    Most of the books were for juveniles, and there was one YA Harry Potter book.  But fortuitously, there was also a copy of  Nathaniel Hawthorne's "The Scarlet Letter", which I've been meaning to read sometime this year.

    So I pedaled home, grabbed Ray Bradbury's "The Martian Chronicles" and went back and made the exchange.  I figure I traded down, but that's okay.

Happy Valentine's Day!

    This day always brings out the romantic guy in me.

February in the Midwest

    This is why I live in Arizona.

Resist!!

    To resist inequality, injustice, hatred, bigotry, bullies, and the like is our American heritage.

The Queen's Gambit

    First of all, it's not a true gambit.  White can, and does, win back the pawn.  Always.

    Secondly, Black has a whole bunch of great options for beating the Queen 's Gambit.  I've used the Leningrad (Dutch) Defense, the Grunfeld Defense, and the Benoni Defense in tournaments.  I had good results with all of them.

Prog Rock

    Truth!

Book Excerpt for the Day

    “Setting a god to do mortal work’s like passing a three-phase industrial power supply through a torch bulb.  So we can do work that’s suitable; which is another way of saying that the only thing a god can do is be a god.  And unfortunately, what with the spread of the Big Four religions and the trend towards global secularism and the loss of faith in anything much, there’s too many gods chasing too few godheads.”

    (from Valhalla by Tom Holt)

     8*/10.  The full review is here.

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Friday Night Karaoke

    Contrary to popular belief, Fridays, wine, and karaoke DO mix.

Alphabet Gymnastics

    Mind. Blown.

Library Lovers

    February is National Library Lovers Month.  Really.  Google it.

Chocolate Hobnobs

    Chocolate Hobnobs are mentioned in a book I'm reading, and while I could suss out that they were some sort of sweets, I frankly have never heard of them.

    Apparently, they're made in, and quite popular in England.  So why haven't they been exported to us Yanks?

Book Excerpt for the Day

    With a stiff back and jet lag beginning to announce its presence, Harry and his suitcase were now alone on a pavement in a town boasting a population roughly equivalent to the whole of Norway, outside the splendid Crescent Hotel.  The name was printed on the door next to three stars.  Oslo’s Chief Constable was not known for largesse with regards to accommodation for her employees.  But perhaps this one was not going to be too bad after all.  There must have been a civil service discount and it was probably the hotel’s smallest room, Harry reflected.

    And it was.

    (from The Bat, by Jo Nesbo)

     8½*/10.  The full review is here.

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From the Shire to Mordor

    Mount Doom is nearby.  I heard they renamed it Mount St. Helens.

Surreal Saturday

    I don't remember now if this is an actual Salvador Dali creation, or someone emulating his work.  Either way, it's quite good.

TGIF

    You say you brew your own beer?  Amateur.