Wednesday Punnery

From the Shire to Mordor

    Mount Doom is nearby.  I heard they renamed it Mount St. Helens.

The N-Word

    Words fail me, politically-correct or otherwise.

LOTR Friday

Gandalf and the Balrog

    Never trust a wizard.

Scrabble Variants

    Don't know what to get that bookaholic friend for Christmas?  Try either one of these.

E-Card Monday - Nerd Edition

   Just cuz we haven't done an e-card day for a while.

Gandalf the Pug

    Meaningless, but still very Awww.

Happy Tolkien Reading Day!

    I will of course be reading, since I do that every night.  But it won't be Tolkien.

Math Wednesday

    Or LOTR Wednesday.  Your choice.

Well played, Aragorn.

       Well played, indeed.

Frovin and Hobdalf

    Wow!  Gandalf & Frodo expertly blended with Calvin & Hobbes.

Gand-alf

   Well, what did you expect?

Occupy Mordor

    I mean, really now.  We just waltz in and sit down in front of Mount Doom.  Surely the orcish masses will join us.

Happy Birthday, JRR !

    John Ronald Reuel Tolkien, 121 years old today.  500 years from now, people will still be reading LOTR.  And Fifty Shades of Gray will be a lost manuscript.  

Two and a half Men meets LOTR

    And any of the three of them could whup Charlie Sheen's butt.