Wednesday, March 18, 2020

Multiverses


    The pros and cons of multiverses.

Tuesday, March 17, 2020

Happy St. Patrick's Day


        The obligatory St. Patty's Day pun.

Monday, March 16, 2020

Monday Pun Day


    I had to read this twice before I got it.

Friday, March 13, 2020

Book Excerpt for the Day


    There were some difficulties to be negotiated here.  Galileo had been tutor to young Cosimo when his father Ferdinando was the grand duke, and that was good.  But he had also been asked to work up a horoscope for Ferdinando the previous year, and had done so, and found that the stars predicted a long and healthy life for the grand duke, in the usual way.  But then, shortly thereafter, Ferdinando had died.  That was bad.

    (from Galileo’s Dream by Kim Stanley Robinson)

    6½*/10.  The complete review is here.
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Thursday, March 12, 2020

Labels


    You had one job...

Wednesday, March 11, 2020

Wednesday Philosophy


    To steal a quote from a great movie, "Always look on the bright side of life."

Monday, March 09, 2020

Rock Collecting


    I have several friends who are rock hounds.  Hmm.

Sunday, March 08, 2020

Book Hoarding


    Start preparing today.

Saturday, March 07, 2020

Book Excerpt for the Day


    Say a soft American Prayer
    A quiet animal sigh
    for the strong plane
    landing

    We rode on opium tires
    from the colossal
    airport chess game
    at dawn, new from glass
    in the broken night

    landed then in quiet
    fog, beside the times
    out of this strange river

    (from Wilderness – Volume 1 by Jim Morrison)

    5½*/10.  The complete review is here.
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Friday, March 06, 2020

Weather Forecast


    True dis.

Wednesday, March 04, 2020

Tuesday, March 03, 2020

RIP Neil Peart


    We are committed to posting any comic strip that mentions Neil Peart, the drummer for Rush who passed away January 07, 2020.

Monday, March 02, 2020

Book Excerpt for the Day


    “I will never understand how on earth French food has this great reputation.  Those heavy sauces play havoc with your digestion, and just the thought of swallowing snails makes me want to throw up.  As for that cheese that smells like sweaty feet…”

    Selva tried to get him to stop, but he wouldn’t give up.

    “Is there anything to beat the flavor of fresh vegetables cooked in olive oil, for instance?  Can you tell me how they justify ruining the flavor of beautiful fish by smothering it in all those sauces?”

    “Why on earth have we come here, then, if you hate the food so much?”

    “Because their wines are absolutely magnificent.”

    (from Last Train to Istanbul by Ayse Kulin)

    8½*/10.  The complete review is here.
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Friday, February 28, 2020

Thursday, February 27, 2020

Wednesday, February 26, 2020

Book Excerpt for the Day


    The canning process was invented in 1809 by a French confectioner named Nicolas Appert.  Oui, the simple proletarian vessel that shepherded our Spam from processing plant to dinner dish emerged in Paris, birthplace of so very much genius, so very much chic.  Is it inappropriate, then, that a painter, Andy Warhol, had caused the soup can to be the most recognized image in contemporary art?  Is it mere coincidence that the most representative Parisian dance is called the cancan?  Or that the famed French film festival is held at a place called Cannes?  Yes, of course it is, but no matter.

    (from Skinny Legs And All by Tom Robbins)

    8*/10.  The complete review is here.
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Monday, February 24, 2020

Freaky


    Pretty weird, if you ask me.

Sunday, February 23, 2020

Saturday, February 22, 2020

Saturday Pedantry


    Makes sense to me.

Friday, February 21, 2020

Thursday, February 20, 2020

Book Excerpt for the Day


    “Do you read well?” asked the Countess.

    “I think so.  Recently I have had very little opportunity.  And the bookshelf in my room is empty so-“

    “That is easily remedied,” replied the Countess.

    “Mother taught both of us,” Maggie continued.  “Tom and I, from a young age.”

    She was going to say more, but stopped herself.  Stopped herself from repeating the words her father used to illustrate the importance of reading: reading and power go hand in hand he had said.  The rich prefer to keep the poor illiterate and ignorant.  Remember, Maggie: knowledge is power.

    (from Dark Remains by Sean McMahon)

    7½*/10.  The complete review is here.
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Wednesday, February 19, 2020

The Right Number of Books


    Yeah, right.  It is to laugh.

Tuesday, February 18, 2020

Monday, February 17, 2020

English is Difficult


    "Ho!  Meow-ner!!

Sunday, February 16, 2020

American Gods


    A fantastic book that I read years ago.  American Gods is my favorite Neil Gaiman novel, although I say that same thing about a couple other of his books.  And today you can get it for your Kindle for the low price of $2.99.

Saturday, February 15, 2020

Book Excerpt for the Day


    The kingdom to which Trurl repaired was ruled by King Atrocitus.  He was a militarist to the core, and an incredible miser besides.  To relieve the royal treasury, he did away with all punishments except for the death sentence.  His favorite occupation was to abolish unnecessary offices; since that included the office of executioner, every condemned citizen was obliged to do his own beheading, or else – on rare occasions of royal clemency – have it done by his next of kin.  Of the arts Atrocitus supported only those that entailed little expense, such as choral recitation, chess, and military calisthenics.

    (from The Cyberiad Stories, by Stanislaw Lem)

     5*/10.  The full review is here.
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Friday, February 14, 2020

Happy Valentine's Day!


    Who says I don't know how to post romantic crap?!

Thursday, February 13, 2020

Socializing


    I think I'll try this at the next social function I'm required to attend.

Wednesday, February 12, 2020

Nationalism


    Sadly true.

Tuesday, February 11, 2020

Buddha Beatnik


    I have hit a new level of obscurity for a music CD. The band's name is/was "Buddha Beatnik", and in 2000 they put out an album titled "Liberty School or...". Amazon doesn't carry it, indeed, just Googling the name gets zero hits. YouTube also lacks any hits.
    Googling one of the band members' names - "Borfus Wallaby", gets a single hit to a Myspace site. Borfus apparently hangs out in the Portland, Oregon area.
    My local used-record store offered the CD for $5.99 for a couple years, then dropped the price to $1.00, then further dropped it to $0.50, before some guy (me) took a chance on it.

    I listened to the first 13 tracks  today (there are 19 in all) as I did my Fitbit walk.  The musicianship, songwriting, and vocals are surprisingly good for an album about which there is zero information out there.  

Monday, February 10, 2020

Book Excerpt for the Day


    “There were a couple cryptic inscriptions in the temple.  Gnothi seauton, which translates-“

    “Know thyself,” Gray answered.

    Painter nodded.  He had to remind himself that Gray was well versed in ancient philosophies.  When Painter had first recruited him out of Leavenworth prison, Gray had been studying both advanced chemistry and Taoism.  It was this very uniqueness of his mind that had intrigued Painter from the start.  But such distinctiveness came with a price.  Gray did not always play well with others.


    (from The Last Oracle, by James Rollins)

     10*/10.  The full review is here.
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Sunday, February 09, 2020

Saturday, February 08, 2020

Saturday Existentialism


    I read the book when I was 18 and hated it.  I reread when I was 50 and loved it.  Go figure. 

Friday, February 07, 2020

Francophone Friday


    Zut alors!!

Thursday, February 06, 2020

Book Excerpt for the Day


    Even after a squirt of oil, the lock wouldn’t budge.

    “Wrong key?  Or maybe we don’t have one.  Now what?”

    “We saw it off.”

    “Got a saw?”

    My dad huffed out a laugh.  “First time I’ve been without my own tools in fifty years.  Makes me feel kinda naked.”

    “Thanks for that mental image, Dad.  Got any other ideas?”


     (from A Dead Red Alibi by R.P. Dahlke)

    7½*/10.  The complete review is here.
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Wednesday, February 05, 2020

Tuesday, February 04, 2020

Sunday, February 02, 2020

Book Excerpt for the Day


    Under the top-secret MK-ULTRA project, Dr. Hollister and many others across America administered LSD and other psychedelic drugs to paid volunteers who were observed and tested under hospital conditions.

    One of these volunteers was a young creative writing student at Stanford University named Ken Kesey (born 1935), who would soon find fame, fortune and literary acclaim as the author of One Flew Over the Cuckoo’s Nest.  Reasoning that lying on a hospital bed while being prodded and questioned by an endless stream of not all that quick-witted doctors and constantly having blood samples taken was perhaps not the most conducive environment for psychedelic experimentation, Kesey liberated (as we used to say) some Acid and other drugs when no one was looking.  Thereafter there followed years of Kesey’s more relaxed cosmic experimentation within his own home, in the company of his friends, and, more famously, on an old clapped-out 1939 International Harvester school bus.

    (from Boom! – A Baby Boomer Memoir 1947-2022 by Ted Polhemus)

  7*/10.  The complete review is here.
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