Social Distancing

     I completely support this.

TV Extras

    That's it.  I need a new TV.

New Cologne

    I'm gonna get me a bottle of this.

Social Vegan

    This is me!

Socializing

    I think I'll try this at the next social function I'm required to attend.

Parties

    This is soooooo me.

Parties

     Truth.

Social Vegan

   Ayup.  That's me.

(Anti)-Social Media Manager

    I'm gonna have to get me one of these.

Anti-Social Ingenuity

    Sheer genius!

Socializing

    In truth, this is me after about 5 minutes at any social function I'm forced to attend.  

Socializing

    Yah.  Pretty much.

My Club

    I am a member in good standing of this club.  Our secret 'sign' is wearing one of each other's shoes.

Doorbell

    Really now, it's better this way.  Both for me, and the doorbell-ringer.

Socializing

   Yep, that pretty much describes me whenever I'm forced to go to some social occasion.

Geeky Introverts

    Well, I don't have a 35-inch monitor, but I can totally relate to Dilbert.

All I need

    Well, actually we have three dogs.  But still, what more is there to want in life than this?

Why I don't get out more.

    That pretty much sums it up.

Social Vegan

    True dis.

Childhood Punishments

    True dis.