Tony Alamo

Meet Tony Alamo. He's an idiot. And a hate-monger. And apparently a pervert as well. But he's more famous than any of us, cuz he's got his own entry in Wikipedia. You can read about Tony here. Tony's been around for decades. So have his minions. Back in the 70's, I swear they were all ninjas. You'd come out of the grocery store, ot a movie theater, etc. - and you'd find one of his hate pamphlets on your (and everyone else's) windshield. But you never ever saw any of his peeps in the act of putting them on the cars. . Tony hates the Pope. I mean he loathes him. Any Pope. Every Pope. In reading the Wiki aritcle on him, I'm not sure why he has such venom. But he does.

Just recently, the Feds busted Tony. According to them, Tony's a polygamist with a taste for young girls. I mean, we're talking 8-year-olds here. Here's an MSNBC article about this. Methinks you're going to jail Tony. I'm hoping you get a 300-pound cellmate named "Animal" who will have fun making you his b*tch.

What is it about polygamist leaders that makes most of them want to marry a bunch of underage girls? I could probably make a snarky comment here, but this just isn't a humorous subject. Oh well, your trial's almost over, Tony. Better buy some vaseline.