And this season, the chemists are favored to beat the 'roid-sters. Look for a lot of older players to look... well... very old. There will also be some incredible shrinking men. And a lot of former all-stars that will suddenly be unable to catch up with younger pitchers' fastballs.
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Of course, this could all change in a heartbeat. It's only a matter of time before a chemist for the steroids manufacturers figures out a way to beat the detection test. You'll know when that happens though. Roger Clemens and Barry Bonds will be demanding to play again. Hell, Lance Armstrong will probably want to DH.
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And no, I don't buy any of A-Roid's phony apology and story. You cheated, dude. And lied, too. Deal with it.
Thursday, February 26, 2009
Baseball is here!
And this season, the chemists are favored to beat the 'roid-sters. Look for a lot of older players to look... well... very old. There will also be some incredible shrinking men. And a lot of former all-stars that will suddenly be unable to catch up with younger pitchers' fastballs.
.
Of course, this could all change in a heartbeat. It's only a matter of time before a chemist for the steroids manufacturers figures out a way to beat the detection test. You'll know when that happens though. Roger Clemens and Barry Bonds will be demanding to play again. Hell, Lance Armstrong will probably want to DH.
.
And no, I don't buy any of A-Roid's phony apology and story. You cheated, dude. And lied, too. Deal with it.
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