A McDonalds Pun

    Barney & Clyde is one of my favorite daily comic strips.  It's in the same vein as Non Sequitur, but with a lot of puns and other witticisms thrown in.  Plus, it assumes you have an IQ of an adult, not a 5-year-old.  Kewl stuff.

Book Excerpt for the Day

Duman believed in the common people and their right to rule their own destiny.  But he knew the common people could not achieve this goal without help.  Oppression kept them weak, too consumed with daily survival to fight.  They needed the strength only he could provide.  He would seed the way to victory.   

    (from The Schliemann Legacy, by D.A. Graystone)

    5½*/10.  The full review is here.

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Friday Cuteness

    Awwwww.

Chemistry Humor

    A fine piece of punnery.  But beyond that, it's a well constructed chemistry joke.  Exactly one tooth in exactly one liter of water.  And chemically, that makes it a 1-Molar solution.  Bravo!

What? A 5-Day Work-Week?!

    I haven't worked a full, 5-day work-week since early December.  These next two days are going to drag.

In The Eye of the Storm - Roger Hodgson

    My latest LP-to-MP3 conversion, and a good one.  Roger Hodgson is the ex-lead singer of Supertramp.  He split from them in 1983 and In The Eye of The Storm was his 1984 debut solo album.

- Tracks -

01. Had A Dream (Sleeping With The Enemy)

02. In Jeopardy

03. Lovers In The Wind

04. Hooked On A Problem

05. Give Me Love, Give Me Liofe

06. I'm Not Afraid

07. Only Because Of You

   My favorite tracks are in pink, but the whole LP is great.  The arrangements (and the voice, of course) could easily be off a Supertramp album, but ITEOTS is somewhat proggier.  I was listening to KCDX on the way home from work one afternoon, and they played Track 07.  I looked up who it was (aren't radio websites great?!), then waited patiently until it turned up at one of the local used-record stores.

    It was worth it.  Wikipedia says the album didn't chart well.  I don't know why; Hodgson probably doesn't know either.  9*/10.  Highly recommended.

Occupy Mordor

    I mean, really now.  We just waltz in and sit down in front of Mount Doom.  Surely the orcish masses will join us.

Book Excerpt for the Day

    Necalli shrugged.  “I’ve seen stranger.  This one guy, a few years back, he turned up on the outskirts of Mixquiahuala naked apart from an anaconda skin.  He’d killed the snake and cut the skin off and draped it around himself like a sort of cloak.  There was plenty of it, too, so the snake itself must have been a monster.  He was under the delusion that by wearing it he had become an anaconda himself.  He died in custody.”

    “Oh, one of those.  Resisting arrest.”

    “No, a genuine accident.  There was a rat in his cell – crawled in via the toilet.  He caught it and tried to swallow it whole.  Choked to death.”

    (from Age of Aztec by James Lovegrove)

    8½*/10.  The complete review is here.

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Papa Butthole

Happy Birthday, JRR !

    John Ronald Reuel Tolkien, 121 years old today.  500 years from now, people will still be reading LOTR.  And Fifty Shades of Gray will be a lost manuscript.  

Turntables

    Sad but true.  Once upon a time, every electronics store carried phonograph needles.  Not anymore.  I bought my present turntable online at a place that sells the whole kit-and-kaboodle, but not just the needle.  So god only knows where I'll find a replacement.

Book Excerpt for the Day

    Bertram blurted out, “Maybe tomorrow you could come to my house and see my artificial flowers that I collect from gravesites.”

    Max shuddered and said, “Can’t.  Synthetics make me itch.”  He scratched at his leg through his new trousers.  He checked his watch.  “Oh wow, it’s really late.  Good night, Keller.  See you at work.”  He closed the door and circled his finger clockwise around his ear.  “Looney Tunes.”

    (from The Attic Piranhas by Marlin Williams)

    7*/10.  The complete review is here.
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Happy New Year's Eve !

    We'll be having dinner with friends around 7-ish; open belated Xmas presents with them around 8-ish; be home by 9-ish; in bed by 10-ish; snoring our fool heads off at 11-ish; and wide awake with two freaked-out dogz shorlty after midnight.

In the midnight hour...

Book Excerpt for the Day

    “So we’ll just fly over the mountains.  In the dark.”  Ghanima swallowed.  “Against the wind.”

    Taziri leaned over her.  “You’ve done this before?”

    The young pilot shrugged.  “I’ve done a lot of night flights and storm flights.  I’ve seen all kinds of weather and never scratched the paint.  How hard can it be?”

    Taziri drummed her fingers on the back of her chair.  “All right.  But no crashing!”

    Ghanima smiled.  “Fine, no crashing.”

    (from The Burning Sky – Halcyon #1: A Steampunk Thriller,  by Joseph Robert Lewis)

    8*/10.  The full review is here.
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Demotivational Friday

    Makes sense to me.  Imagine the royalties he'd get.

I am a history buff...

... and yes, I do really get upset thinking about this.

31 states

    Just another reason why I'm strongly Pro-Choice.

Merry Christmas!

    The presents have been opened, the season's greetings have been shared, and weeks of holiday music are winding down.  Here's hoping your Christmas morning was everything you could wish for.  Now, let's eat!!

Spice

    But watch out for the sand worms.

Book Excerpt for the Day

    "You’re a liar, Claus.  What did Mother tell you about lying?  It makes your tongue hairy, you know that.  Every lie you tell kills a mermaid.  And that whopper just killed a whale.”   

    (from Claus : Legend of the Fat Man, by Tony Bertauski)

    7½*/10.  The full review is here.
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The Day After

    And another bit of End-of-the-World fakery bites the dust.

Warming Trend

    Nice to see that we'll be getting a break from the recent cold weather tomorrow.  That low looks a bit "iffy" though.

Book Excerpt for the Day

    “Well, then, someone just tell me how we got here!”  Calvin’s voice was still angry and his freckles seemed to stand out on his face.  “Even traveling at the speed of light, it would take us years and years to get here.”

    “Oh, we don’t travel at the speed of anything,” Mrs. Whatsit explained earnestly.  “We tesser.  Or you might say, we wrinkle.”

    “Clear as mud,” Calvin said.

    (from A Wrinkle In Tme by Madeleine L’Engle)

    8*/10.  The complete review is here.
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Five Golden Rings

    I didn't make this graph; I just cut-&-pasted it.  So don't blame me for "Remeber".

Safe Sex

    What is seen cannot be unseen.

Book Excerpt for the Day

    We all knew that in his street-beating days, Commisar Kerevan broke several cases following leads that made no logical sense; and that Chief Inspector Marcoberg was devoid of any such breaks, and that his decent record was the result, rather, of slog.  We would never call inexplicable little insights “hunches”, for fear of drawing the universe’s attention.  But they happened, and you know you had been in the proximity of one that had come through if you saw a detective kiss his or her fingers and touch his or her chest where a pendant to Warsha, patron saint of inexplicable inspirations, would, theoretically, hang.

    (from The City & The City by China Miéville)

    9*/10.  The complete review is here.
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Friday Night Movie Tribute

    One of my favorite characters from one of my favorite movies.

Theological Thursday

    We'll be reading from the book of Mark, just as soon as we revise it to suit our prejudices.

Book Excerpt for the Day

   Specs doesn’t give me as much crap as a couple of the others in our billet do for being stupid.  He looked around the hills again before stepping over and hunkering down, pushing at his goggs to straighten his glasses on his nose inside them.  His eyes are so bad, they are why the Priests sterilized him.  Don’t want to pass on being blind-as-a-feral-at-noon to the next generation.  Up the Hill.  They did me because I’m stupid.

    (from The Apocalypse Collection, by The Eclective)

    7½*/10.  The full review is here.
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Literary Tribute for the Day

    One of my favorite series, although in truth, the first book - HHGTTG - was far and away the best.

Mario World

    This brings back memories.  Sort of...

Book Excerpt for the Day

    Svarta tugged at the mage’s sleeve and headed slowly for the door.  She whispered to him while they walked.  “Come, I’ll show you where the kitchen is.  I assume the Written eat?”

    Farden’s eyes burnt with the after-image from the bright fire and he rubbed at them to get rid of the dancing dots that swam through his vision.  “We do eat, yes, but only live children.”

    “Very funny, mage,” came the reply.  “Enough of your nonsense, let’s go.”

    (from The Written, by Ben Galley)
 
    7½*/10.  The full review is here.
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Wolverine's Previous Job

 

   

Happy Birthday Noam Chomsky !

       He's 84 years young today.  Linguist, Philosopher, Wit, and above all, Activist.  I am embarrassed to say I went for about 25 years thinking his first name was "Noah".  Which screwed up more crossword puzzles I was working on than I care to admit.

September 20, 2013

    Posted because I'm reading an anthology called "The Apocalypse Collection" right now.  Kewl stuff for only $0.99 at Amazon.

Mass Spectrometry

    Just because I'm a chemist doesn't mean I can't be a pretentious snob.

Picture of the Year - Big Miracle

    I call this the Picture of the Year, not because it's good, but because I watch about one movie a year, and this just happened to be it for 2012.

    Drew Barrymore, Ted Danson, and a bunch of other actresses and actors I didn't recognize join forces to save a family of three whales who are too dumb to make it to the open sea for the winter.  That's about all you need to know about the plot.

    The storyline - allegedly "based on a true story" - is sickenly sweet.  The Greenpeace activist (Drew) gets chummy with the oil tycoon (Ted).  The Eskimos get chummy with the gringos.  The Russians get chummy with the Americans.  And two rednecks from Minnesota get chummy with anyone else.  I kept expecting everybody to break out singing Kumbaya at any point.

    I watched this while on our Alaskan Cruise, so at least there was a climate tie-in.  As a 107-minute piece of fluff, it does okay.  Thing is, I cooda just as easily watched Hunger Games.  Poor choice, Terry.

    Big Miracle is rated PG, the gods only knows what for.   We'll give it 4*/10.  Add another 2 stars if you enjoy those TV "Hallmark movies" that are on every Sunday night.

Old McDonald had a farm

Book Excerpt for the Day

    Juan Bautista’s teeth were chattering in his head, and Imarte’s dance had become so frenzied, she was a blur in the moonlight.  Einar was dancing too, kicking up his boots and waving his long arms as he chanted a song, something in third-century Norwegian about hauling on the oars and steering for the land where palm trees grow.

    Porfirio pitched his chaplet over the side of the wagon and drew his six-shooter.

    “Our revels now are ended,” he announced, and fired three shots into the air.  Instantly we were all sober, converting the alcohol in our bloodstreams into water and sugar, as we were programmed to do when confronted by hazard.

    (from Mendoza in Hollywood by Kage Baker)

    7½*/10.  The complete review is here.
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