National Anthem

    Everyone, please rise for the Facebook National Anthem.

All I need

    Well, actually we have three dogs.  But still, what more is there to want in life than this?

The Internet in the 90's

    Ah, the internet in the 90's.  I remember when you had a separate phone line for the internet, when AOL ruled the web, and when, if you were able to get a connection in under 10 minutes during peak hours, you considered yourself very fortunate.

The Internet

    True dat.

when the lunch hour drags...

Yeah, I surf the 'Net during lunch. And yeah, I visit Weather.com every day to see what the weather's going to be like for the next ten days. As for the word for such people, if Wikipedia doesn't have an entry about it, I'm sure I can google it.