Monday, June 29, 2015

Sunday, June 28, 2015

The Ants are my Friends; They're Blowing in the Wind...


    Indeed, I've been inflicted with this all my life.

Saturday, June 27, 2015

Dogs in Bed


    Well, we have three little dogs instead of one big one.  But otherwise, the graph is quite valid.

Friday, June 26, 2015

Book Excerpt for the Day


    “American?  You are the enemy!”  Said with a smile.

    “We have taken your democracy and given it to the polloi.”

    “You Americans are like our former gods.  You come down from your mountaintop, make chaos, make fornications, many problems, then you return to your mountain.”  Her brows were knit tightly here.

    “That’s us all right.”  I found it endearing the way she said “moun-tane.”


    (from Little God Blues by Jeffrey M. Anderson)

     7*/10.  The full review is here.
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Thursday, June 25, 2015

Wednesday, June 24, 2015

Monday, June 22, 2015

Sunday, June 21, 2015

Saturday, June 20, 2015

Portmanteau Saturday


    I freakin' love Portmanteaus.  Even fumb ones.

Friday, June 19, 2015

Racism and Guns


    The GOP-wad Presidential candidates are tripping all over themselves trying to lamely explain why we shouldn't think of the tragic church shooting in South Carolina as evidence of racism or the need for gun control.

    Frankly, it makes them look like the racist hatemongers that they are.  This was an act of racism, and it is a clear reason why we need to make it tougher for everyone to get guns.

Thursday, June 18, 2015

Book Excerpt for the Day


    “Anatoly, come back in,” Duvall said through the window.  “For God’s sake, you’re not wearing pants.”
    Kerensky turned around, following her voice.  “This isn’t a ship,” he yelled up to the window.
    “No, it’s the Best Western Media Center Inn and Suites,” Duvall said.  “In Burbank.”
    “Is that a planet?” Kerensky yelled.  “What system is it in?”
    “Oh, for Christ’s sake,” Hester muttered.  “You’re on Earth, you moron,” he yelled at Kerensky.
    Kerensky looked around disbelievingly.  “Was there an apocalypse?” he yelled.
    Hester looked at Duvall.  “You actually have sex with this imbecile?”

    (from Redshirts by John Scalzi)

     8*/10.  The full review is here.
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Wednesday, June 17, 2015

Tuesday, June 16, 2015

Math Tuesday


    I mean, really now.  We can add.  What do we need calculators for?

Monday, June 15, 2015

E-Card Monday


    Actually, this makes perfect sense to me.

Sunday, June 14, 2015

Vampire Romance


    Funnily enough, I just started reading a Vampire Romance novel.  Look for a review in a week or so.

Saturday, June 13, 2015

Book Excerpt for the Day


    “It’s one of our ancestors’ greatest triumphs against the Snowdonian Welsh.  The odds were astounding: five thousand against six.  It was a hard, hand-to-hand battle over two days with every inch won in blood and sinew, but thank Snodd we were victorious.  Despite everything, we were impressed by the fighting spirit of the Welsh – those six certainly put up a terrific fight.”


    (from The Eye of Zoltar, by Jasper Fforde)

     8*/10.  The full review is here.
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Friday, June 12, 2015

2017


    Personally, I thought the 2017 movie was much better than the 2015 movie.

Thursday, June 11, 2015

The problem with Classical Music


  True dis.  There have been times when I've wanted to find out who wrote some piece of classical music, and have had no idea how to Google that.  I end up making random guesses on YouTube hoping to luck into the tune.  One time it turned out to be Beethoven's Ninth Symphony.

Wednesday, June 10, 2015

New Philosophy


    It's time for a new philosophy in my life.  This one seems to fit quite well.

Tuesday, June 09, 2015

French


    Comme j'adore le français!

Monday, June 08, 2015

Book Excerpt for the Day


    “If they can work out the kinks, it could revolutionize space travel.”
    “’Work out the kinks’?” Jared said.  “I’m about to use this thing.  Kinks are bad.”
    “The kink is that the drive is touchy about the mass of the object it’s attached to,” Wilson said.  “Too much mass creates too much of a local warp on the time-space.  Makes the Skip Drive do weird things.”
    “Like what?” Jared asked.
    “Like explode,” Wilson said.
    “That’s not encouraging,” Jared said.
    “Well, explode is not quite the accurate word,” Wilson said.  “The physics for what really goes on are much weirder, I assure you.”
    “You can stop now,” Jared said.

    (from The Ghost Brigades by John Scalzi)

     9½*/10.  The full review is here.
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Sunday, June 07, 2015

Sunday Pun Day


    I love a well-constructed and not-very-obvious pun.

Saturday, June 06, 2015

Grammar Nazi

    Being a grammar nazi is not all fun and games, you know.

Friday, June 05, 2015

Listening


    It's true.  And very strange.

Thursday, June 04, 2015

Exercise


    I wholeheartedly concur.

Wednesday, June 03, 2015

Book Excerpt for the Day


    “I am looking for the great superhero, John Doe the Undefeated.  Do you know where he is?”
    The woman nodded.  “I may.”
    Professor Smith couldn’t contain his excitement.  “Is it true he came back from the dead, and rained his vengeance upon those who had tried to kill him?”
    “Umm, no.  All he did was scare his wife away, who left the village screaming like a headless chicken.”
    “Do headless chickens really scream?”

    (from The Zombie’s Life Is In Danger, by Shantnu Tiwari)

     2½*/10.  The full review is here.
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Tuesday, June 02, 2015

Monday, June 01, 2015

Acid Tripping


    Chemistry humor!  As good as it gets!

Sunday, May 31, 2015

Quantum Physics - Entanglement

   Really now.  How many Cartoon Strips can you think of that deal with the Entanglement Principle of Quantum Physics?

Saturday, May 30, 2015

Double Positives


    Proving that two positives can equal a negative.

Friday, May 29, 2015

Book Excerpt for the Day


    (H)e reached for the key in his trouser pocket and found his shirt-tail on fire.

    Ipe!  Josh jumped around like a Watusi, whacking at his right hip like a move in a Bob Fosse dance, while the damn woman in the van looked at him with the first honest smile he’d ever seen her wear.

    How could he catch fire?  Holy Batman, his whole shirt was on fire!  What had he touched, what had he brushed against, how-

    Yanking the shirt off to reveal the tattered and filthy sleeveless undershirt beneath, staring around in wild surprise, Josh saw, against the far wall, forty million dollars in counterfeit twenties in brown paper bags burning like a Magritte tuba.

    (from Smoke by Donald E. Westlake)

    7½*/10.  The complete review is here.
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Thursday, May 28, 2015

Nerd Thursday


    Must.  Find.  This.

Wednesday, May 27, 2015

Best. Mythtickle. Ever.


    And there are a lot of great Mythtickle strips to choose from.

Tuesday, May 26, 2015

Escher Tuesday


    This puts a whole new spin on gang signs.

Monday, May 25, 2015

The Brothers Four - A New World's Record


Album  : A New World's Record
Artist  :  The Brothers Four
Genre  :  Folk
Year  :  1967

- Tracks -  (favorites in pink)

01.) Walkin' Backwards Down The Road
02.) Umbrellas In The Rain
03.) Shenandoah
04.) Have You Got A Light Boy?
05.) It Was A Very Good Year
06.) Meantime
07.) Here Today And Gone Tomorrow
08.) No Sad Songs For Me
09.) Changes
10.) The First Time Ever
11.) All I Need Is You

    A New World's Record was album #17 from The Brothers Four.  It came out in 1967, towards the end of their recording career, and no singles were released from this album.  The heyday of The Brothers Four was in the early 60's, with their three big hits being Greensleeves, The Green Leaves of Summer, and Yellow Bird.  They still tour, release CD's, and have a website.

    This album will never grow to be my favorite album by TBR.  For the most part, it consists of slow, mostly-sappy love ballads.  Folk albums will always have those, but they need to be balanced with peppy and witty songs.  Here, the only track that fits that bill is Have You Got A Light, Boy, which is by far my favorite song from the album.  Not surprisingly, no one had posted it to YouTube, so I made and posted my own video of it.

    But I don't want to bash this album too much.  The harmonies are still great, and if you're in the mood for Easy Listening music by an accomplished folk quartet, this will serve you just fine.  And if you're unfamiliar with them, YouTube does have a nice selection of Brothers Four videos, including a stunningly beautiful 4-song calypso medley.

    I picked up this LP for $1 out of the bargain bin at Half Price Books.  The cover is in poor shape; the LP can fall out of two opposite sides of it.   So it was a pleasant surprise to find the disc itself in very good condition.  This is another one that was clean enough to remove the scratches manually.

    Wikipedia lists 19 albums by The Brothers Four, fully admitting it is a "selected discography".  If you go to the TBF website, they list 45 albums, but only offer 18 of these for sale, and A New World's Record is not one of them.  So if you want to add it to your MP3 collection, digitalization is the only option.

Saturday, May 23, 2015

Book Excerpt for the Day


    Hopper ran at me, swinging a pipe.  He hit me with his full strength, which did absolutely nothing.

    I picked him up by his arm and suspended him before my snarling face.  I truly considered biting him in half.  But then I remembered earlier at the party when he was screaming for the Sex Pistols at the top of his lungs while the camp ignored him.

    You couldn’t really hate a man who had so much passion for something while everyone around him was numb with indifference.

    (from The Whisper King by Wil Radcliffe)

    8½*/10.  The complete review is here.
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Friday, May 22, 2015

Incubator


    This happens occasionally with my wife.  I'll come to bed, and find her in the same position as Arlo's in.

Thursday, May 21, 2015

Wednesday, May 20, 2015

Tuesday, May 19, 2015

Kenny Rogers - Eyes That See In The Dark


Album  :  Eyes That See In The Dark
Artist  :  Kenny Rogers
Genre  :  Pop
Year  :  1983

- Tracks -  (favorites in pink)
01.) This Woman
02.) You And I
03.) Buried Treasure
04.) Islands In The Stream
05.) Living With You
06.) Evening Star
07.) Hold Me
08.) Midsummer Nights
09.) I Will Always Love you
10.) Eyes That See In The Dark

   This is another LP from the height of Kenny Rogers' career.  Produced by Barry Gibb, with guest appearance by the Bee Gees, the Gatlin Brothers, and of course, Dolly Parton dropping by to sing the mega-hit duet, Islands In The Stream, which I found to be interesting in the fact that they trade off singing the lead and harmony.

   For some inexplicable reason, Eyes That See In The Dark, like the KR album Gideon (reviewed here), is not available as MP3 downloads from both Amazon and iTunes.  At least it is somewhat more-remembered than Gideon: 31 people have left ratings/and reviews for it at Amazon.

    This LP actually comes from my personal collection.  It is Liz's personal favorite Kenny Rogers album, and it is likely she who purchased it.  I eschewed the scratch-removing software again, because I am somewhat of an audiophile.  It is slightly embarrassing then, to admit that the bargain-bin Gideon LP was in better shape than this one.  Both had about a half-dozen significant scratches, but my LP had a lot more minor ones.

    I'm impressed how smoothly the Bee Gees and Kenny Rogers blend together.  I like this album almost as much as Gideon.  My only quibble is that it contains too many sappy ballads for my taste, especially Side 2.  But then again, what would you expect from something produced by one of the Bee Gees?