Class Reunions

    My High School Class 50th Reunion is this year.  For all I know, they've already held it.  I'd have to travel from Arizona to Pennsylvania to eat an overpriced meal at some country club, and socialize with a bunch of people I frankly don't care about cuz I haven't seen or heard about them for half a century.

Abs, they said.

   
LMAO.

History Question Answered

Marching Band

    For the record, I was in Marching Band for one year in High School.  One football season, actually.  I ended up thoroughly screwing up the halftime show (clarinet players will follow trumpet players anywhere) at homecoming, and quitting the band that same night.  School political mayhem ensued.

    And yes, I'm aware Justin's last name is misspelled in the above photo.  Methinks whoever created this did that deliberately, to avoid lawsuits.

National Honor Society

I was in the top academic class in High School. About 85% of our class were voted into the National Honor Society. . You guessed it. I was in the 15%. My teachers apparently felt I had a crappy attitude. WTF did they know? ;-)