Delusional skeptic, reveling in a multiple-personality disorder. Alternating between a 21st-century blogger, a 3rd-century BC Carthagenian general, a 5th-century BC druid, a 23rd-century BC Beaker-people trader, a 20th-century Estonian freedom-fighter, a time-traveler, and a sheepdog in Wyoming.
Yeah, we have some of these monsters in our house. Most notable, the two posts at the foot of our bed, which can, and have, nailed Liz and me. The couch in the living room has assaulted our toes, and the chandelier in the dining room attacks anyone 6'1" or taller.