Risk - the Truth

    The other piece of sage advice I have about Risk - "Never get into a land war in Asia."

Uzi Takes King. Checkmate.

    I did win one (rated) chess game when the opponent played "Uzi Kills Everything".  He was rated 400 points higher than me, and I beat him with an unsound opening, while his friend, the state champion looked on.

    I have also seen several Risk games end this way.