If I Had a Million Dollars...

    (Cue the Barenaked Ladies song) ... I'd buy me an emu!

Money Problems Solved

    And I follow God on Facebook, so I KNOW this is gonna work.

Help Wanted

  I'm soooooo close to needing a caretaker for my beach house.

My Million Dollar Idea

    You can send cash or money order.  Pay by Credit Card or use PayPal.  I'm easy to work with on this.