GOPigan's Island

    They're lost, clueless, and frankly, no one wants to go looking for them.  Although I think Ron Paul's kinda sexy in that dress.

Bye Bye, Bachman

    Interesting results in last night's Iowa caucus.  The two candidates that claim God Himself told them to run for President - Bachman-the-Nut and Governor Goodhair - both got their a$$es spanked.

    BtN has already called it quits, and GG has sent out signals that he's seriously thinking about going back to Texas to work on seceding from the USA.

    The question is - what does God think about that?  Are they disobeying Him by going against His wishes by quitting?  If so, should He punish them in an Almighty Way?  I'm thinking a plague of frogs here.

    Or is it that He forgot to tell those damn left-wing-leaning Iowa Repugnicans to vote for His anointed ones?

    The fact is, politics is a dirty business; and anyone who plays the God-card is delusional at best; hypocritical at worst.  So personally, I think The Creator (who is a "She", BTW.  She told me so.) is sending a message that Religion should be kept out of Politics altogether.  Makes sense to me.

the case for Abstinence

   Seriously now.  Friends don't let friends vote Republican.

Craigslist and Cell-Phones for Dummies

Excuse me, Mr. Christopher Lee, Republican congressman from New York. We need to talk about cell-phones and CraigsList, particularly if you plan to start up an affair. . Sending beefcake pics of yourself via your phone is called "leaving a trail". Which could be embarrassing to try to explain to your wife and son. It's also a stoopid way to try to start up an affair, especially since you haven't even met the woman with whom you are flirting. Craigslist is not exactly the most discreet of resources. . Seriously, are you so f**king ignorant about this stuff?? It's almost as if you wanted to get caught. WTF were you thinking? .

Yeah. Family Values Party, my butt. What a bunch of f**king hypocrites. You can read the MSNBC article on this here.

Why I'm a Democrat

Sadly, this is not a spoof. . On a brighter note, we're off to see the Phoenix Suns play tonight. Amar'e is still with us and we're playing the lowly Sacramento Kings. On paper, we win by 20. But we shall see.

Foxaphant

I've been remiss in my hassling of the GOPpers.