“Fine. Cast aspersions on my manhood if you will,
but I’ll not protect you when the French arrive. They’re unnaturally fond of public snogging
and they smell of snails and cheese. I
will laugh – ha! – as you both are mercilessly cheese-snogged by froggy
marauders.”
“Don’t really sound that bad
to me,” said Squeak.
(from Fool by Christopher Moore)
9*/10. The
complete review is here.
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