Wednesday, September 16, 2015

Book Excerpt for the Day


    He leapt the gap to the dock, dazzled a blindingly white grin, and snatched the remains of the sandwich out of the Emperor’s hand.  “Ah, Jah’s love on ye, Uncle, bringing de rippin’ grinds to I’n’I after so long at sea.”

    Bummer barked and growled.  The Rasta-blond had their sandwich.

    “Ah, me doggie, dreadies,” said the Rasta.  “Jah’s blessings on ye.”  He knelt and scratched Bummer behind the ears.

    The stranger smelled of coconut oil, weed, and the undead, and Bummer was going to bite him as soon as he was finished having his ears scratched.


    (from Bite Me by Christopher Moore)

    8½*/10.  The complete review is here.
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