Seeing God

What is it with all these people who think God lacks communication skills, and so has to try to get messages to us via supernatural pictures? Here's one from a lady who sees Jesus on the bottom of her iron. Seriously. . Then there's the guy who sees Jesus' face on his driver's-side window on cold, humid mornings. Hmm. Methinks there's a bit of skullduggery going on here. I'm always impressed that when God makes these images, She remembers to use the medieval-type rendering of Jesus - long hair, a beard, very anglo, and very unlikely. .

Here's another message from God, this time putting a cross on a calf. I am not making this up. At least we know this one wasn't faked. BTW, the owners of this calf said they've decided to spare him the slaughterhouse fate, so maybe this is a case of Divine Intervention. .

The problem is - if you've seen too many of these silly images, you start looking for your very own personal pictograph from God. I think this is already happening to me.

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For instance, there's this one, which I'm sure is a heaven-sent message that playing NES Mario Brothers is satanic, and that the princess is in another castle.

. And then there's this one, which tells me that Marxism has God's approval. .

So stay alert, cuz you never know when The Creator's trying to get your attention. If images fail, She may have to resort to sending Jehovah's Witnesses to your doorstep.